Monday, April 24, 2006

hide my mood in the bright and blue

AppleYet another triumph for the good folks at American Laundromat: Joe announces that the Sisters are releasing Say It With Fire on iTunes, including a whale of a bonus track -- a rereleased, remastered, remixed, re-whatevered version of the greatest song in the universe, "First Bridge of Summer." Peter Katis is doing the production honors at Tarquin Studios, just like in the old school Caulfields days. So you know it'll be good.

I've already explained in all-too-exhaustive detail why I love this song so much, so let's just say this news makes me happier than Dick Cheney armed with a loaded double-ought and a bellyful of Maker's Mark.

Hey, while we're plundering the Caulfields archives, any chance we'll ever see "Shackleton" again?

In separate (though, I hope, not totally unrelated) news, Laundromat is doing another of those cover-compilation thingies -- Cinnamon Girl, featuring women doing Neil Young songs. No idea if the Sisters will get involved, but right now my imagination is going wild thinking of Cindy's voice on "The Needle and the Damage Done." (I can also envision the Sisters doing a wild version of "Rockin' in the Free World" or "Crime in the City," but the list doesn't include anything after 1979.) Naturally, there's a MySpace page for all this.

No idea when either of these projects will see the light of day, but I'm hoping they'll come out before the nuclear war.

Thursday, March 23, 2006

fight the things that bite

That last post inspired a mighty cool response from Michael Hussey, the Tampa fan who posted such kind words about the Sisters and started that discussion on Monkeyfilter.

But I do need to clear one thing up real quick: This is not the Sisters' blog. It's a fan blog about the Sisters. They've neither approved nor authorized anything on here, nor do they seem to be into the whole blog concept. (To quote Cindy, "blog schmog.") I'm not in contact with them and certainly don't speak for them.

This site mainly attempts to act as a gathering spot for all the various tidbits of news, interviews, gossip, concert reviews, reminiscences, etc. about the Sisters that are strewn across the web, because as you may have noticed this stuff is scattered all over the place. But for any statements from the band, I think you're best off relying on the official site or the American Laundromat Records message boards.

My apologies if that wasn't clear. I said a lot of this stuff a long time ago, but it probably needs repeating periodically.

Thanks again, and welcome.

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

white, female and godless

Dang but it's been quiet in Caulfield land, the kind of extended, awkward pause accompanied by much coughing and shuffling of feet that one might expect to encounter if one were Katrina Vanden Heuvel at an Ann Coulter sound-alike contest. But I'm not; and, I trust, neither are you. So on to the nearest developments, shall we? (In ascending order of significance.)



  • Meanwhile Gloria Deluxe, Kristin's other band featuring a Southern-born, accordion-playing Cynthia, is doing some more performances of Accidental Nostalgia, this time in Columbus, Ohio, which is an excellent place for a road trip I think we'd all agree. (Ticket info here, although this indicates they'll be performing songs from Part II of the trilogy, Must Don't Whip 'Um. Well, go anyway and tell us which one it was.)

  • Yet another old Pee Shy fan from Tampa has discovered the Caulfield Sisters and may never be the same. He also started a discussion about them on Monkeyfilter, which includes a hilarious story involving Cindy's classic poem "Things You Do On Your Knees." I have to dispute his depiction of Pee Shy as a "novelty act," though.

  • Could this be a thaw in the old Cindy-Jenny alliance? Not sure, but Jenny got listed as a friend the other day on Cindy's MySpace page, for whatever that's worth. (And no, one definitely doesn't want to read too much into such things, or you end up like those CIA guys who used to spend all their time scrutinizing which commissar was up there on the stage with Brezhnev wearing some goddamn fur hat in Red Square on May Day. Then again, it beats running secret prisons in Eastern Europe. Anyway, as I recall Cindy's a big believer in animal rights and would be opposed to fur hats, although she's wearing one in her photo. Maybe it's faux. Where was I?)

  • Oh yes, the best for last: Jenny's got her own MySpace page, where you can encounter images of her with her offspring, some of little Aaron's artwork (possibly magnetically adhered to a refrigerator even as we speak) and, best of all, four wonderful GoJenny songs that you can download, listen to obsessively and then attempt to perform at your next drunken karaoke night. Only one was a song I hadn't heard before ("The Bright Side," which to be honest I'm still learning to love), but it is so, so, so amazing to finally have a non-scratchy version of my new favorite song in the universe, "Spiders in My Guitar," which is both heartbreakingly beautiful and wonderfully sad in its evocations of age, decay, lost time and slumbering (though perhaps not dead) dreams.

    The song's subject matter reminds me a little of the Suzanne Vega song "Rusted Pipe," another attempt to reclaim a silenced artistic voice by singing about the silence, but in this case it's not entirely clear from the lyrics that the clog (or the spiders) won't win out. It's also classically Jenny in the way she says so much with so few mundane details; but her voice, the way she alters speed and pitch and at times seems to carry the world's sadness, is beyond almost anything I remember from the Pee Shy days. I've said this before, but there's no need for nostalgia where any of these folks are concerned. They've all gotten better.


OK, that's enough for this edition of Caulfields Quarterly. As they say in Japan: Be spring-like.

Monday, December 05, 2005

le pistolet est dans ma bouche maintenant

As Steve Martin used to say: Those French!

Sure, you may have France stereotyped as the land of snooty sommeliers, Arab riots in les banlieux and those cheese-eating surrender monkeys who tried to stop the U.S. from launching our wildly successful invasion of Iraq. But this corner of Old Europe is also the newest fountain of Caulfieldmania, according to this posting from a Francophone blogger named "Tu vas voir ailleurs" (which is French for "You are going to see ailleurs"):

The Caulfield Sisters est un trio féminin américain qui se veut être la métaphore musicale de ce que représente Phoebe, la petite soeur d'Holden Caulfield, dans le roman culte de J.D. Salinger, L'Attrape-Coeurs. Soit une lueur d'espoir un peu floue au milieu d'un océan de mélancolie. Le résultat : ce long morceau, My Lazy Muse, au climat étherée et paroles glaçantes qui consolera plus d'un fan de Mazzy Star en attente de nouvelles discographiques d'Hope Sandoval. D'autres morceaux ainsi que la session KEXP du groupe sont disponibles en téléchargement gratuit sur son site officiel.

What in blazes is Tu Vas parlez-vousing on about? Google's translator tells us:

The Caulfield Sisters is an American female trio which wants to be to be the musical metaphor of what Phoebe represents, the small sister of Holden Caulfield, in the novel worship of J.D. Salinger, the Catch-Hearts. That is to say a a little fuzzy glimmer of hope in the medium of an ocean of melancholy. The result: this long piece, My Lazy MUSE, with the climate étherée and words glaçantes which will comfort more than one fan of Mazzy Star on standby of discographic news of Hope Sandoval . Other pieces as well as session KEXP of the group are available in free remote loading on its official site.

Nice to see the world catching up to the glories of Les Soeurs. It will ease the discomfort as we remain on standby of discographic news of Cindy, Mary and Kristin.

By the way, Caulfields fan Fudd went to see Look It the other night and offers this brief review:

Very nice set, but a little short. Several nice songs, one blistering, kickass rock and roll number. Unfortunately Cindy's vocals weren't loud enough. But it was well worth the trip out. Is this material going to be recorded and released?

We can only hope.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

sure wish you'd take a swing

Even more news about the exploits of Her Wheelerness: "Just a quick note to let you all know that Cindy will be performing with Look It on Friday, December 2nd at Pianos. Show your support and come on out for a great night of music!"

Pianos' calendar says the Looky-Loos play at 10:30. Blythe Hollow, Sing Sing and Haley Bonar play earlier if you wanna make an evening of it. Come along and bring your jukebox money, or at least the $10 cover.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

the sting will never last

If wishes were horses, or cliches were original, we'd all be galloping to buy Caulfield Sisters CD's right now. But today we have the next best thing, the first electronic missive in months from As Irmãs:

Hello Dear Friends

We sure have missed you!!! Just wanted to let you know that the Caulfield Sisters
cover of the Smiths song "Please, Please, Please Let Me Get What I Want"
will be appearing on the upcoming compilation HIGH SCHOOL REUNION a tribute to those
great movies from the 80's (Breakfast Club, Repo Man, Fast Times etc..). We'll be
a appearing with the likes of Frank Black, Kristen Hersh and Matthew Sweet just
to name a few. The record is available for pre-order at the link below:

http://www.americanlaundromatrecords.com/highschoolreunion.html

On a personal note, Caulfield bass player extraordinaire Mary and her husband,
welcomed the arrival of daughter Eleanor Louise in late July. The Caulfield Sisters
will be back in action this winter. We are currently writing new songs and rehearsing
those old ones..... We miss you all.

Best,
Cindy, Mary and Kristin


The Sisters also got yet another plug today in Billboard, which might as well rename itself The Caulfield Weekly the way it's been going on and on about them:

Originally planned for a September release, the compilation "High School Reunion: A Tribute to Those Great 80s Films" will now arrive Dec. 1 via American Laundromat and Face Down Records. ... Beyond previously announced contributors Kristin Hersh, Lori McKenna, John Strohm and the Caulfield Sisters, the compilation also features songs from Frank Black (Iggy Pop's "Repo Man," from "Repo Man"), Matthew Sweet (Tom Petty's "American Girl" from "Fast Times") and Dresden Dolls (Psychedelic Furs' "Pretty in Pink").

The Billboard story also includes the usual drollery from Frank Black:

"I think it came out good except for one line," Black tells Billboard.com of his contribution. "I couldn't find an actual copy, so in the middle of a [Pixies] tour I got the lyrics on the Internet, which I in turn was correcting from memory [laughs]. There's one line where I couldn't remember how Iggy did the timing. It's like an extra line, so I just inserted it my own way, so it might sound dumb."

Dumb? Nah.

The Sisters also get a passing mention on Spin.com, which apparently hasn't had time to get that cover story finished yet.

Anyway, congratulations to all involved, as well as Eleanor Louise. Looks like Christmas will be coming in, uh, December this year.

Sunday, November 06, 2005

and i say dance motherfuckers

Don't you hate it when blogs go silent all of a sudden? When the news and commentary just stop without even a fare-thee-well, leaving that big ol' stale August 21 date staring you in the face like a blinking 0:00 clock on the over-the-range microwave?

OK, not all blogs surely -- I mean if a certain self-styled muckraker or a particular apologist for racist internment camps were to go into an extended, Salinger-esque state of seclusion, society as a whole might be the better. But it's been my misfortune to allow this shrine to musical wonderment to sit on this compost pile and sprout weeds, what with the three hurricanes, the week-long power outage, the family insanity and whatnot.

But I'm back, because the Sisters are -- at least on vinyl, or whatever it is they make CD's out of. ("On plastic-coated aluminum" doesn't have the same ring, unfortunately.)

The occasion: American Laundromat's long-awaited High School Reunion CD is finally coming out in December, apparently, and the label is taking preorders from newsletter subscribers and past customers. Here's the final track listing:

John P. Strohm -- 'Somebody's Baby' (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Dipsomaniacs -- 'A Million Miles Away' (Valley Girl)
Matthew Sweet -- 'American Girl' (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Blank Pages -- 'Turning Japanese' (Sixteen Candles)
The Bennies -- 'Weird Science' (Weird Science)
AM -- 'Don't You (Forget About Me)' (The Breakfast Club)
Lori McKenna -- 'In Your Eyes' (Say Anything)
Kitty Hawk -- 'If You Were Here' (Sixteen Candles)
Nova Social -- 'Little Bitch' (Sixteen Candles)
The Modifiers -- 'Love My Way' (Valley Girl)
The Atomic Hep Cats -- 'Bring On The Dancing Horses' (Pretty In Pink)
The Commons -- 'Moving In Stereo' (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
The Dresden Dolls -- 'Pretty In Pink' (Pretty In Pink)
Kristin Hersh -- 'Wave Of Mutilation' (Pump Up The Volume)
The Caulfield Sisters -- 'Please Please Please Let Me...' (Pretty In Pink)
Underdog -- 'I Melt With You' (Valley Girl)
The Wading Girl -- 'Danke Schoen' (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Frank Black -- 'Repo Man' (Repo Man)
PC Muñoz -- 'I Go Crazy' (Some Kind Of Wonderful)
Bastards Of Melody -- 'Within Your Reach' (Say Anything)


Saving the best for last, the label also has a clip of the Sisters doing that Smiths cover. As far as I can tell they do Morrissey and company justice, in that classically melancholy Caulfields-ish fashion of theirs. Can't wait to hear the whole thing.

So what ever happened to Look It, the Caulfield Child and the rest of the bunch? Have the Sisters returned from their hiatus yet? Any word on that seven-inch?

Now dance!

Sunday, August 21, 2005

held a knife to my throat and told me to choose

Much to say, much to say, but not a lot of time to say it. So here's the Reader's Digest version, Mac:

1) Look It, everybody's favorite Caulfield Sisters/Home/Mercury Rev/Company spinoff band, is playing a second, "secret" show this coming Friday (i.e., August 26) headlined by The Comas at an NYC club called Otto's Shrunken Head. (Is it just me, or is it sometimes a bit too difficult to tell the names of the clubs from the names of the bands?) As someone in the know said lately, "a tremendous buzz" is springing up around this show, so make your plans now.

Sadly, I may have to miss this one, even though I will be a mere two hours away in Philadelphia -- or, as The New York Times recently all but annointed it, Brooklyn-On-The-Delaware. Sorry to burst your bubbles, Timeseans, but Philadelphians are not in the habit of referring to our city as "the Sixth Borough" -- Philly may be crime-ridden, trash-strewn and on a depopulating demographic spiral, but we've never regarded it as an appendage of New York. On the other hand, we'd be happy to take all the cool NYC bands you care to throw at us. So if the Sisters ever felt like playing here, they'll be most welcome.

(Actually, the Times article was pretty cool -- much better than it would have been back in the days when Howell Raines was sending Jayson Blair around the country to make up shit.)

2) I'm really digging Kristin's other band a lot these days, and hope to post more about them soon when I can gather my thoughts properly. Also been turning my ears toward the Mendoza Line (some of whose songs fall into that "holy shit, I can't believe I never heard this before" category), and the Purrs, who are getting heavy airplay on KEXP these days. (This latter band may ultimately prove to fall into the "more competent than inspired" category, but their song "Taste of Monday" has wormed its way into my brain quite nicely.)

3) Have any plans for 3 to 5 p.m. on Sundays? Cancel them! Instead, your soul needs you to be listening to "After the Polka", that brilliantly revived free-form radio show by Cindy's ex-bandmate Jenny Juristo Morrison. You may have lost hope that broadcasting greatness still lives; you may have come to doubt that oddball segues and not quite carefully controlled sound levels and a restless musical longing, together with a sympathetic ear for the unkempt and off-kilter, can indeed rewarp one's time-space continuum (and for the better, I might add, minus all of Stephen Hawking's annoying indecision about black holes). But you'd be wrong. Plus, you get to hear Jenny's kids playing and yowling adorably in the background.

If you happen to miss a Jenny-cast, you can download a podcast of the shows afterward at the same link. But listening live is more fun, ain't it?

The "T" of time falls through the trapdoor of history, throws its hands in the air, and becomes the letter "Y." Hmmm ... where's that from?

Saturday, August 06, 2005

photographs of people i don't know

With another month left in the postpartum Sisters drought, those of us looking for a Caulfields fix will have to settle for other means. Fortunately, some new photos have surfaced from last November's show at Sin-e -- and this time the shooter is a guy named Brian, not Jasper.

Whatever happened to Mr. Coolidge, anyway? He takes some amazing concert photos, and he deserves credit for spreading the word about the Sisters back in those dark, pre-Laundromat days. But he seems to have moved on to other pastures -- so go Brian.

In other news: If you're anywhere near Annandale-on-Hudson, N.Y., later tonight, ya might wanna swing on down to Bard College, where Kristin's other, other, other band Gloria Deluxe is doing its operetta-about-amnesia Accidental Nostalgia. Quoth the Bard: "The group transforms itself effortlessly from a torchy house band in a Berlin lounge to the last act in a Nashville bar and back again." And who can resist that?

Sunday, July 31, 2005

this is the country western bar of the dead



Hey, who says Kristin is the only Caulfield Sister who can be in a dozen bands simultaneously? According to these grammatically challenged folks, Cindy has gone off and formed a side project with members of Home and Mercury Rev. The new band is called Look It, apparently:

While waiting for Caulfield Sister bassist Mary Guidera to adjust to new Motherhood and preparing for Cindy Wheeler from The Caulfield Sisters seems to to have accidentally formed what some indie rock nerd types can only call a super group; other types might just call it a rock band. They call it LOOK IT. The band "LOOK IT" Features Cindy Wheeler on guitar/accordion/vocals - Andrew Deustch (singer/guitarist of the band HOME) on keyboards/vocals - Suzanne Thorpe (Mercury Rev) on amplified flute and Dave Janick (Company) on Drums. Their first performance will be Saturday 07/30th 8pm at Thrash in Williamsburg.


Sounds mighty cool.

I haven't heard any comments on how this performance went down. Then again, the Caulfields message board has gone amazingly silent (except for one "Cindy's hot" comment) since all the Pee Shy discussion underwent the knife during the Great Purge about a month ago. Yeah, I know I promised to stop bitching about this publicly, and I sort of understand the reasons why. But in retrospect, it seems kind of counterproductive when you're a band looking to get noticed (and their label) to quash the fans from talking about you or your earlier incarnations -- especially when that involves tossing entire pages of comments into the memory hole, as opposed to freezing the discussion or moving it to a more appropriate venue. Especially when all the posts were praising you. Fans' good will is a valuable commodity and should not be squandered rashly.

Again, I understand why it happened. I just think it was misguided.

Anyway, enough about that. I truly hope all is well with the band, the label and the new Caulfield Child.


"The freedom to think as you will and speak as you think are means indispensable to the discovery of political truth...the answer is more speech, not enforced silence."
-- Former U.S. Supreme Court Justice Louis Brandeis




Update: D'oh! Leave it to me to not check the official site before posting. The text quoted above (about Look It, not the Brandeis quote) is a garbled version of something Cindy posted on the news section. It's also accompanied by a photo of a young girl (Cindy?) hoolahooping and pointing. Hence the name, I suppose.

Cindy also adds, amid all-caps excitement: "LOOK FOR THE CAULFIELD SISTERS TO BE BACK IN ACTON IN SEPTEMBER!!!!"

Truly, truly great news. Rock on, y'all.

Friday, July 22, 2005

my tongue has turned black from tasting what's not mine



The Caulfields camp has made a new convert. It seems the proprietor of the Music Cherry blog was looking for something with a Mazzy Star/My Bloody Valentine vibe, and boy, did s/he find it:

The Caulfield Sisters definitely carry on the tradition of Mazzy Star and other similar bands. The music is drifting and washed-out (and I mean that as a compliment), and the vocal work is wonderfully relaxed and lilting. Oddly enough, Cindy Wheeler reminds me of Shirley Manson, even though the music is nothing like Garbage. She shares the same throaty lower register sound, and I can also sense a bit of the same rock attitude, even if directed to different ends. The music is like a drug-induced dream, but it does not lack intensity.

On the other hand, can Shirley Manson play an accordion? I don't think so. And based on the lyrics of "Smoking Gun" alone, I'm not sure Cindy likes it when it rains.

Wednesday, July 06, 2005

gonna send a paper airplane to you



I just couldn't let this evening pass without welcoming Tropical Storm Cindy to the mainland.

Now, Dennis, will you please go the fuck away!!!